Friday, November 11, 2016

Ten signs that Donald Trump is president

- Walmart will be renamed to Wallmart
- Target uses the slogan "Everyone's a Target"
- 7/11 is renamed to 11/9
- Card manufacturers make a game where every card is a Trump card
- Volkswagen uses the slogan "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Auto"
- Violent video games are given to Mexico in exchange for the wall, hoping that they indeed lead to violence.
- The word "hilarious" is written "hillaryous"
- Pepe The Frog is named as Defense Minister
- Barack Obama still works in the White House, but now as slave


And the number one sign that Donald Trump is president:
The United States of America are renamed to The Divided States of America.

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