Ten signs that Donald Trump is president

- Walmart will be renamed to Wallmart
- Target uses the slogan "Everyone's a Target"
- 7/11 is renamed to 11/9
- Card manufacturers make a game where every card is a Trump card
- Volkswagen uses the slogan "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Auto"
- Violent video games are given to Mexico in exchange for the wall, hoping that they indeed lead to violence.
- The word "hilarious" is written "hillaryous"
- Pepe The Frog is named as Defense Minister
- Barack Obama still works in the White House, but now as slave

And the number one sign that Donald Trump is president:
The United States of America are renamed to The Divided States of America.

Hauptberuf: Schachtrainer?

Der Landkreis Miesbach sucht derzeit in einer Stellenausschreibung nach einem hauptberuflichen Trainer für Schulschach mit weiteren Verdienstmöglichkeiten durch Förderkurse o.ä.

http://schulschachstiftung.schulschach-bayern.de/index.php?/archives/1257-Hauptberuflicher-Schachtrainer-im-Landkreis-Miesbach-gesucht!.html

Auf unsere Nachfrage wurde mitgeteilt, dass ein Führerschein tatsächlich nötig ist. Geeignete Kandidaten sollten sich schnell bewerben.

Heil Trump!

Make America Great Again!

Errata (01): Schwalbe 10/2016

Schwalbe, Oktober 2016
Position 16821, Wladimir Bulanow
Sg4 + Sg6 -> Sg5 + Sg7
Die anderen Studien sind korrekt gedruckt.

Let's betray the FIDE!

This goes out to all women and all organizers of the world of chess. Let us betray the FIDE, let us tell them a big "fuck you" and hold the world championship without their approval in a country where you are not forced to wear a symbol of submission, of slavery! If FIDE wants to destroy your rights, you don't need the FIDE anymore. Find a venue, find some sponsors, play without their approval. Make your own world championship!
And importantly: Make sure every top woman player participates there. It must be something that has the right to be called a world championship. It would of course be optimal if everyone qualified in the FIDE tourneys would not play there instead!

This is the time to stand up. If you have a dream, the dream of freedom, of equality, of no more sexism, then this is the day for change! Be strong, be free, be independent of the FIDE! Be the Rosa Parks of women rights!

Petition against Women World Championship in Iran

https://www.change.org/p/stop-women-s-oppression-at-the-world-chess-championship-by-challenging-fide-s-decision

Please support Nazí Paikidze-Barnes to retain our basic human rights! Let us decide the future of chess to be a good one!


Today it is the time to fight for our fundamental freedoms that are threatened to be taken away by the corruption within the FIDE. The basic religious rights of all attendees, of all chessplayers by extension, are at stake. The Iran is a nation of oppression, a nation that draws from religious beliefs that they put over basic human rights, and it would enforce those religious crimes against humanity, against the free choice of religion also on the women that participate here. What if you are a Pagan, what if your religion tells you that your Gods want to see your face and hairs without any veil, they want to show their work, the beauty of the human mind and its expression through the face, for everyone to see? It is impossible to live your religion freely in this case, you are suppressed by a regime that threatens up to death to you if you don't obey their superstitions! This is inacceptable! FIDE not only should not but simply is not permitted to sell out human rights for the relationships its president has with the president of Iran. Today we don't defend women rights. We defend the rights of all humans, we defend freedom of speech and freedom of religion themselves. If we lose this battle, we are no longer citizens of the FIDE, but slaves! This is why I sign this petition, and this is why everyone should sign! More is at stake here than just games, more is at stakes than only one tourney, it is the entire future of how the FIDE handles human rights!

The Iran does NOT respect women rights, and you know it, Kirsan!

For a long time I was silent about the Führer, but it is time to speak out again today against a crime against women perpetrated by the FIDE! The FIDE gave the next Women World Chess Championship to the Iran. The same nation that would love to see Israel destroyed forever.

The Iran has essentially a fascist government that suppresses women and humiliates them in public by forcing them to wear a hijab (for those who don't know what an enforced hijab means: essentially a jew star like the nazis had, but for women). Thanks, Kirsan, it finally shows what you think of human rights, even better than any earlier photos with Gaddafi!

Today, Kirsan, I accuse you of supporting Islamic Nazism, both against jews and women! You overstepped the line where I will rather be killed than remain silent!