Friday, November 11, 2016

Ten signs that Donald Trump is president

- Walmart will be renamed to Wallmart
- Target uses the slogan "Everyone's a Target"
- 7/11 is renamed to 11/9
- Card manufacturers make a game where every card is a Trump card
- Volkswagen uses the slogan "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Auto"
- Violent video games are given to Mexico in exchange for the wall, hoping that they indeed lead to violence.
- The word "hilarious" is written "hillaryous"
- Pepe The Frog is named as Defense Minister
- Barack Obama still works in the White House, but now as slave


And the number one sign that Donald Trump is president:
The United States of America are renamed to The Divided States of America.

Hauptberuf: Schachtrainer?

Der Landkreis Miesbach sucht derzeit in einer Stellenausschreibung nach einem hauptberuflichen Trainer für Schulschach mit weiteren Verdienstmöglichkeiten durch Förderkurse o.ä.

http://schulschachstiftung.schulschach-bayern.de/index.php?/archives/1257-Hauptberuflicher-Schachtrainer-im-Landkreis-Miesbach-gesucht!.html

Auf unsere Nachfrage wurde mitgeteilt, dass ein Führerschein tatsächlich nötig ist. Geeignete Kandidaten sollten sich schnell bewerben.

Friday, October 7, 2016

Errata (01): Schwalbe 10/2016

Schwalbe, Oktober 2016
Position 16821, Wladimir Bulanow
Sg4 + Sg6 -> Sg5 + Sg7
Die anderen Studien sind korrekt gedruckt.

Thursday, October 6, 2016

Let's betray the FIDE!

This goes out to all women and all organizers of the world of chess. Let us betray the FIDE, let us tell them a big "fuck you" and hold the world championship without their approval in a country where you are not forced to wear a symbol of submission, of slavery! If FIDE wants to destroy your rights, you don't need the FIDE anymore. Find a venue, find some sponsors, play without their approval. Make your own world championship!
And importantly: Make sure every top woman player participates there. It must be something that has the right to be called a world championship. It would of course be optimal if everyone qualified in the FIDE tourneys would not play there instead!

This is the time to stand up. If you have a dream, the dream of freedom, of equality, of no more sexism, then this is the day for change! Be strong, be free, be independent of the FIDE! Be the Rosa Parks of women rights!